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Champagne Anarchist
I wanna be a champagne anarchist
Don Perignon not Carlsberg not getting me pissed
Organising actions from my internet phone
Holding meetings at Dad’s stately home
I could write a song that could escape the underground
Who knows more than me about being knocked down
I could sell it world wide through EMI
I can taste all those fair trade groceries I’d buy
But there aint no grateful peasant thanking me for my selection
I’m strictly shopping in the value section
Some times I feel I might change direction in my life
Right now I’m as drunk as hell
And my life aint going so well
I’d like to help the revolution on its way
But I can’t stand up so it won’t be today
If I could be the anarchist drinking champagne
All my life could be such a game
Cause when trouble came knocking at my door
I’d write a cheque and then he’d knock no more
Cause I don’t want to be poor any more
There aint much dollar to be caught sticking to your guns in the class war
And these days I aint so sure what this is all for
Don’t mind me cause I’m a little bit pissed
And all this beer confused my politics
I’m trying hard to be PC
It don’t come naturally to a cunt like me
A little pissed, this is a five day binge
The booze has got me confused and I’m a little unhinged
Usually I’m quite right on
It’s just today I’ve gone a little bit wrong
I wanna fly to Vienna for a secret meeting
Global capitalism we’d be defeating
And the finest French truffles we would be eating
Cause when I do a benefit gig
And raise the cause a couple of quid
The bailiffs are chasing constantly
Who’s going to do a benefit for me
That’s why I wanna be a champagne anarchist
Supping on a Crystal 66
And if anyone called me a hypocrite
I’d pop another cork and I wouldn’t give a shit
Cause if something’s needed for the cause well I’d supply it
If liked the squat well I’d just buy it
I’ve never drunk a Crytsal 66, but Id like to try it